" Sound of Sedation"
Hello patient, my old friend
You're on the call bell once again
You're still calling, nothing to say
I could be surfing on eBay
But now you're snoring
and no one's turning blue
Woo, woo, woo
This is the sound... of sedation
* * *
I gave them all some benadryl
Some get IV, some get a pill
Patients sleeping without puking
Held the Colace, no one's pooping
Now they're all snoring
So, no one's turning blue
Woo, woo, woo
This is the sound... of sedation
* * *
~Written by O.M. RN
***ahh... what we do when patients are sleeping.
5 comments:
...and we breathe.
glad to hear no one turned blue. that seems to put a damper on the eBay surfing.
*no disrespect to those that have turned blue...you were more important than any bid.
The secret thoughts of night-shift RNs.
Let's hear it for night duty!
I'm surprised you can get ebay at work. I have internet access where I work, but they restrict ebay and other social networking sites. They haven't blocked blogspot yet so I can still read blogs, but rumor is they're taking all internet access away from us again soon. Really, how do they expect us to stay awake at night?
Sandi- I'll tell 'O' he got a standing 'O'
Jenni- shh. don't tell anyone.
Lori- Woe be the nightshifters if they ever do away with internet completely! Oh horrible night!
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