The One With Ross's Sandwich

Inspired by Friend's reruns, I was going to bring this to work for dinner... but then I ate it.

Monika's Moist Maker

Chewphoria!

Boy! That sure made me feel like chomping on a minty-fresh wad of gum! You?
My guess is that the TSA would have dragged his ass into a private room off to the side of the terminal and performed a full interrogation and body cavity search only to discover nothing except that he is a complete moron.
Now, THAT would make a great public service announcement on behalf of airline security.

"Act like a Justinesque buffoon... Get a latex glove up your arse!
Happy Flying!"