- Fortunately, I made it over to my sister's house and we had a nice night tonight.
- Unfortunately, when I got in my car to leave it wouldn't start.
- Fortunately, Laura had jumper cables!
- Unfortunately, that didn't work.
- Fortunately, we both have AAA!
- Unfortunately, they were also unable to jump start my car and said it's most likely my alternator and, more unfortunate still, my warranty expired almost exactly 1000 miles ago.
- Fortunately, they said they could tow my car to the Jeep dealership anyway.
- Unfortunately, it is 2 am and the dealership is closed.
- Fortunately, he said it should be fine, that there would be a drop off and drop box.
- Unfortunately, on the drive there, I think Dookie peed on the floor of the tow truck :/
- Fortunately, he drove with the windows down and didn't seem to notice.
- Unfortunately, we shivered all the way because the wind chill inside the cab felt like 20 degrees F.
- Fortunately, he said he could drop me and Dookie off on the way to the dealership.
- Unfortunately, I had zero cash on me for a tip and felt like a big piece of shit.
- Fortunately, I apologized and he seemed really nice and did not care or expect one.
- Unfortunately, ten minutes after he dropped us off I receive a phone call telling me that he had to drop my car off at the Ford dealership next door because the Jeep dealership's gates were closed. wtf?
- Fortunately, I live directly behind this dealership and can walk my happy ass over there at the butt crack of dawn when they open, so that I may explain and my car does not get removed from their premises.
- Unfortunately, it is currently 3:42 and the question of whether or not to go to sleep is weighing heavily on my mind.
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.
- Fortunately, I have nothing else to do today so I can stay home and take a nap while my car is being fixed. So now, I think I'll set my alarm, snuggle in bed and watch Little House before I doze off. Nighty Night!