Seven Reasons Why Working Weekend-Night Shift Does Not Suck
- No rush hour. There is hardly any traffic on the freeways or service streets. This means I can take another ten minutes to get ready, laze around and goof off.
- Parking is a breeze since the closest parking lot is usually not occupied by the weekday-ers.
- No waiting. You are almost certain to catch the elevator immediately. Also, the awesome, weekender elevator crew are more likely to offer you a ride when you need it.
- No fuss. No muss. Ancillary staff are at a minimum. Procedures, scans and treatments (unless STAT or ASAP) are usually held until Monday morning. Doctors round later. This means blood draws, weights, vital signs and other unpleasantries that wake my patients can wait until later so I can
blogchart longer. - Ativan, Benadryl, Restoril, Xanax are the patients' drugs of choice at this hour.
- I get to work with the bestest, craziest and funnest people during these shifts.
- Aside from being named the newest possible carcinogen, while working the weekend-night shift you have access to the best holiday store hours with the least number of shoppers during the week and a legitimate excuse to sleep all day. Hallelujah!
I am a participant in Holidailies 2007.